Behold! That was a mighty poop,
Twas not an easy feat.
And all across the seven seas,
This poop cannot be beat.

As yellow as the rising sun,
As watery as the sea.
And lo! A sight I did behold,
I say, believe you me.

It came out with a mighty blast,
That shook the mountains high.
Preceded by a stream of pee,
That arced up through the sky.

We marveled at its majesty,
We wondered at its smell.
It’s burned into my memory,
Oh what a tale to tell.

I pray you ne’er experience,
A poop so bold and grand.
That surely will be talked about,
From here to distant land.
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